ACW Episode 119 – I Didn’t Know She Was Irish

I meant to put this up yesterday, but got sidetracked by things like re-recording audio for my podcast, paying bills, etc. Plus, you know, the whole “my desk broke!” thing has put me a little off schedule. And did I mention Hubster’s car died on Monday? Been a fun week.

Anyway, I have an iPod Nano, which I love, and I’ve got some Queen songs on it. I’ve been playing the Nano in the car, thanks to a little device that allows my radio to pick up the signal from the Nano on an empty radio channel. Everytime Pixie hears “Radio Gaga” she starts singing “Lady O’Gaga” instead. Pixie knows who Lady Gaga is, but apparently has never heard of Queen. How this has happened is beyond me. I mean, the kid does know the lyrics to quite a few songs by the Beatles and Frankie Valley and the Four Seasons. But apparently we skipped Queen in her Rock N’ Roll education.

We’ll fix that. I’m sure once she hears “You’re My Best Friend,” she’ll be singing along with that quite happily. That is, IF I can get her to stop singing the theme song to “iCarly.”

Oy!

ACW Episode 117 – Crazy Train!

My follow up to last week’s cartoon. Summer break is here and it’s hit like Ozzie Osbourne’s Crazy Train. That’s why it’s been so quiet here at the website, as well as at VeryScaryArt.com the last few weeks. The end of school year period is always an awkward change-over in schedules and this year even more so. I hope to be back to a more regular schedule next week, but right now I’ve got one child out of school and at home with me all day and I’m desperately trying to recover the house from the mess it’s been buried under in the last several weeks. I’ve cleaned the kids’ rooms and mine is next on the list, followed by the art room and my office. Once I’ve got about 50 tons of crap cleared out and the rest of our wordly belongings cleaned/repaired/organized/stored, life should return to normal.

Or not, because you know, life never, ever really returns to normal. Especially not around here.

Enjoy your week. I’ll try to have a “Rats!” cartoon up on Thursday.

ACW Episode 116 – It. Never. Ends.

I am getting the absolute crap kicked out of me this week. Right after I got back from Balticon, I had to get to work to finish up Princess’ Maori costume for her class presentation. Then the same day she gave her report, she also performed in her class play, “Charlotte’s Web.” I wasn’t about to miss either event, so I spent most of Friday at her school, cheering her on. She did fantastic in both events.

Then Saturday came and I had to head out to a local museum for a Brownie troop sleepover. Museums are lousy places to get sleep. This particular museum didn’t shut down until 11PM and then all the lights weren’t off until midnight. The cleaning crew came in at 1AM and didn’t even try to be quiet. At 6:15AM, the small theater we were camped out next to came to life and started running a short film on the history of flight every 15 minutes AT TOP VOLUME. Plus there was something in the building that went “SQUEAKY SQUEAKY SQUEAKY CLANG CLANG CLANG!!!” all frikkin’ night.

So I was dead on my feet by the time we finally got home Sunday morning, just in time for me to bake a cake for Pixie’s birthday party which lasted 4 hours. Hubster and I scrambled to get the place cleaned up and ready for guests, all of whom were pretty well-behaved. Then I had to get back to work as soon as the last guest left because I had completely forgotten that the next day we were supposed to take Pixie in for kindergarten placement testing. Oh, and I had volunteered to help out with the school’s field day that same afternoon. And it was just by chance that we found out the next morning as we arrived for the pre-testing that Princess’ class was doing a special party for all the parents that day…

I’ve had four days straight eaten alive by my parental duties. I’ve got today off, but I have to be at the dojo for two hours today and then after school pick up I have to get thank-you gifts for Princess’ teachers. Plus I still need to pick up a birthday/anniversary present for Hubster. And I just realized that I will be spending this coming Saturday at an 8 hour class on CPR and First Aid so I can be an assistant Brownie Troop leader next year.

Yes, I did it to myself, but also no, I didn’t. It is not my fault that everyone has to pack everything into the last week of school, and I’m starting to get a little peeved with some folks about this. I got a snarky email today from one mom chastising a group of us for not contacting her this weekend to make arrangements to pick up some stuff she has for the Girl Scout troops in our area. Excuse the hell outta me, but just like you, I have a very busy life, and if you tell me on Thursday you need me to pick stuff up in the next two days and I’ve got the weekend from hell about to drop on me like a ton of bricks, I’m not jumping through hoops for you. Forget it. Take your damn snark and go vomit it all over someone else’s day.

I’m beyond cranky and tired at this point. The house is a wreck because I simply don’t have time to stop and clean it, and I’ve got certain work projects still waiting for me to get to. And my email is overflowing with messages from people who need me to do even more stuff. Life was supposed to be slowing down at this point. But it hasn’t and it doesn’t look like it ever will.

I am taking next week off, no matter what. Except for the podcast and the cartoons, I am not working. Princess will be out of school and she has already been informed she will be helping me clean the house because we simply must get rid of 50% of the crap that’s piled up around here. Nobody is going to be happy with me while this happens, and I simply don’t care. I can’t live in a trashed house and take care of the kids and do my work. It simply doesn’t work for me.

I’m going to sulk for a bit then pull on my gi and head out to the dojo. Here’s hoping I don’t kill someone today.

ACW 116 – Balticon Ate My Brain

\”Balticon Ate My Brain\” on YouTube

 

 

This was done in Sketch Club on my iPad. The Sketch Club app now allows me to record while I draw, so you’ll be seeing quite a bit of these recordings. If you like them, please let me know! As for the actual sketch, I will post it later today. Right now I’m on my way out the door for some exercise. Yes, I feel as dead as I look in the video above. But take heart! I should be recovered by next Balticon, just in time to do this all over again.

ACW Episode 113 – Happy Mother’s Day!

Yep, I am definitely liking the look of the cartoons drawn with InkPad. They’re clean (art-wise, not content-wise) and colorful (art and content-wise).

This actually happened this past week. A couple months ago, my sister told me she was putting together a family history for my mom for Mother’s Day. The finished product was more like 200 pages long, with a couple hundred photos and scanned documents inside it, but still, damned impressive. I contributed a bit by sending her pictures of my kids to include in the book, but that was about it. Then right before Mother’s Day, she showed me the book and I was overwhelmed by what she’d made. And I felt kind of stupid because I still hadn’t gotten Mom a present yet.

I did get her a present though, and I did get it ON TIME. No belated Mother’s Day gifts from me this year! I took pictures of the kids dressed up as superheroes and had one blown up and framed. And yes, I did point out that I did make my mom grandchildren. But I did not wrap them in gift-wrap and hand them to her.

My sister is a very hard-working, talented person who constantly amazes me, by the way. She’s currently pursuing an advanced degree in physical therapy and she works as a physical therapist at a preschool for children with special needs. I have no idea how she does all that she does. I can only say that for those of you who accuse me of being over-achieving, you ain’t seen nothing until you’ve met my younger sis!

I hope everyone had a happy Mother’s Day!

ACW Episode 112 – The Hazards of Experimentation

A brief explanation as to what’s going on here. In my quest to discover the best way to draw the web comic on the iPad, I decided to try drawing this week’s episode using Inkpad, a vector graphics app. I like Inkpad a lot. It’s easy to use, it works very well and responds very quickly as I draw. It also allows me to draw at very large sizes, much larger than any of the other apps I have on my iPad. And if what I draw on the iPad isn’t large enough, I can simply export the image as a Scalable Vector Graphic (SVG), then import it into Adobe Illustrator and scale it up even further, with no loss to the quality of the image.

So I was very excited to try drawing this week’s cartoon with Inkpad. Only, for some reason, when I set up the document, it gave me a cartoon strip that was turned 90 degrees from the direction I needed. In other words, it gave me a sideways page to draw on.

I couldn’t figure out how to change this, so I ended up drawing the whole cartoon sideways. Thus the final product you see above. I have since figured out how to fix this, and I am creating a template on my iPad that I can reuse over and over again so I don’t always have to set up the document and add the credits. I can just jump straight in and draw.

Overall, how did it work? Well, **I** certainly like it. I was able to sketch the rough images with the brush tool first, then use the vector pen tool to create the line art and colors. The colors are nice and bright, the lines are dark and smooth. Plus I can now draw all the panels in one document and I can create a color palette in Inkpad’s color picker so I don’t have to keep hunting for the right colors once I’ve found them. And the fact that I can scale up the cartoon so that it’s large enough for quality prints? Abso-frikkin’-lutely beautiful! I can even scale and readjust the drawings in each panel if I need to, to make more or less space for the word balloons. In fact, this is just about perfect in my opinion, except for two small things.

First, Inkpad does not allow me to draw lines with tapered ends, like I would get if I used a brush pen. The only way I can get those tapered ends that you see in all the line art above is to draw each line as a closed filled object and then adjust the vector points as needed. That slows the process down a bit, and I’m not crazy about that. I’d rather just draw a line and have those nice tapered ends show up automatically, or be able to apply a brush style to the lines like I can in Illustrator. It would speed things up quite a bit!

My second complaint is the text tool. There’s no way to adjust the line spacing in blocks of text. To get the text spaced just right, I have to make each line a separate object, then carefully space them by hand, which is also annoying. If I could just adjust the line spacing, I’d be able to type in my text and BAM! Dialog would be done!

But still, these are minor problems, and I’m hopeful that future versions of the app will fix those problems. In fact, I’ve already sent email to the app creator asking about the tapered lines. Hopefully, he’ll respond soon.

So, I like it. And the truth is, it took me less time to draw this cartoon than the previous two cartoons, although the artwork in this week’s strip was much simpler. I’ll continue to work with it to see what happens when I’ve got a really complicated strip to draw, but right now, this is a good working solution for me.

ACW Episode 111 – GWI?

Ugh. I almost didn’t get this week’s cartoon up today, and not because I didn’t have it drawn. I did have it drawn! I drew it on my iPad while I was in DC over Easter weekend visiting Hubster’s family, so this was finished on Sunday. All I needed to do was bring it over to my desktop, add the titles and credits, and then post it. Problem was, ever since we got back yesterday afternoon, I’ve not been able to get a damn thing done. Hubster and both kids are home all week long and they’re completely disrupting my work schedule and driving me CRAZY!

Anyway, last week a friend of mine mentioned he’d love to see a cartoon about gardening while drinking wine, so I came up with this. Note – I do not normally take requests! It’s all I can do to get a cartoon out every week as it is. However, the moment Mark mentioned the idea to me, I knew exactly what to draw.

The greatest hazard of drinking and gardening is not watering the plants with the wine, however. It’s having little helpful hands accidentally dumping compost into my drink when I’m not looking. Take it from me, merlot and manure do not mix well. And no, I do not plan on drawing that. I’m doing my damnedest to bury that particular memory.

A few notes about how I produced this week’s cartoon and last week’s, since some folks have asked. I started both cartoons by outlining the script and panels very quickly in Notes Plus, a productivity/note taking app on my iPad. I can type, hand write, and draw (very roughly, but I can draw) in Notes Plus. I can also keep my notes arranged in various notebooks and label the pages in each notebook to make things easier to find. I’ve started one notebook just for cartoon ideas and I label the ideas by date and/or subject, depending on how quickly I plan to use the ideas.

Once I’ve outlined the ideas, I then hop into SketchBook Pro and start drawing. I sketch each panel with one of the pencil brushes, and export the pencil sketches to my iPad’s photo album as I go. If need be, I can then import the previous panel into the panel I’m working on to check placement, size, etc., of various drawing elements. Once the panels are sketched, I then go back and reopen each panel’s drawing, start a new layer, and begin inking.

Unlike other graphics programs I’ve used to ink my cartoons, Sketchbook Pro does not have a smoothing option, which makes the lines nice and smooth no matter how unsteady my hand is. However, I’ve discovered I don’t really need the smoothing option. I just need to draw fast and trust my hand. Sketchbook Pro responds very quickly, allowing for very fluid strokes, and the pen brush works very nicely. It doesn’t give me as thick a line as the brush pens I use when I draw with real paper and pen, but I still get a nice dark line.

After I ink each panel, I then start a new layer in the first panel (remember, each panel is it’s own file on the iPad) and I paint quick color swatches for each of the elements in the panels. Then I save a copy of the file, open that copy, and delete all the layers except the color swatches layer. With just the color swatches layer in place, I send the image to my iPad photo album. Then I can import that image into each panel to make sure I use the same colors for each element in all the panels.

Once coloring is done, I go back and add text and word balloons. Right now, I’m using Sketchbook Pro’s text tool, but that’s a pretty primitive solution, given that Sketchbook Pro won’t even allow me to create multiple lines of text. So I’m seriously considering leaving the lettering of the cartoon until the very end and doing it in Strip Designer. Which brings us to the next step after lettering anyway – exporting each finished panel to the iPad photo album. Once all 4 finished panels are in the photo album, I open up Strip Designer, select a 4-panel comic template, and bring the panels in one by one. Then I email the final strip from Strip Designer, selecting “high quality PNG” for the export option, and voila! It shows up in my email. From there, it’s a simple matter of downloading it and opening it in Photoshop to add the final elements of title and credits.

All this may seem like the long way around to do things. It is and it isn’t. When I draw by hand, I draw all 4 panels on one page, using a red pencil, and then inking with a brush pen. Lettering is done by hand, and I have to add the lettering lines using a lettering guide (a nifty little tool that lets me draw evenly spaced straight lines across the comic strip). Then from there, I scan in the cartoon, which has to be done in two scans since e the paper is too big to fit into my scanner in one scan, and then I have to reassemble the comic, do some basic clean up, get rid of the red lines, pull everything into the final template, and post it to the web.

Both methods take time. Both methods have multiple steps. Both methods have their pluses and minuses. The pluses for the iPad method are that it’s very easy for me to cartoon now no matter where I am. I can pick up the cartoon and work on it at any time, any place. I don’t have to worry about carting around a bulky drawing pad, set of pens, erasers, t-square, etc. And I can color the cartoon, knowing the color will look the same on the computer screen as it does on the iPad. Coloring the cartoon on paper before scanning it in doesn’t work well at all, because it never really scans in right and I still have the issue of having to remove the red pencil lines.

The minuses of the iPad method? Each panel has to be its own separate drawing. The final cartoon is only half the size of the scanned cartoon (I always scanned the artwork in at a large size in case I ever wanted to print the comics). And it actually takes me more time to do the cartoons now because I’m taking time to color each panel.

It’s not a perfect solution. However, I am working on finding a perfect solution, one that will let me continue to cartoon on the iPad, because it is so danged convenient to just grab that slim little device and go! I’m hopeful that some of the other drawing apps I’m looking at turn out to provide some further options for me, because one way or the other, I think the iPad cartoons are here to stay.

ACW Episode 110 – Wake Up Call!

Ta-daa! I know this is up a little late this morning, but look! It’s in color! Oooooooh, shiny bright color! And yes, I did this one on my iPad.

I have been doing so much drawing on the iPad, I had to try doing a full 4-panel comic on it just once. I used 3 apps to put this one together. I outlined the idea and script in Notes Plus, since I can keep a an entire notebook in that app just for webcomic ideas, as well as complete notebooks for any topic I like, and I can do very rough doodles of the panels with Notes Plus’ drawing tools. Then I hopped into SketchBook Pro to sketch out and script the panels. Each panel is a separate drawing, so I had to import the first panel into each one to keep my color scheme consistent, but that wasn’t a bother, and as soon as the coloring was done, I could delete that first panel from the layers. Then as each image was finished, I took it into Strip Design to put the whole thing together. Once all the panels were put together in Strip Design, I exported the final strip as a PNG, brought it into Photoshop to add the titles and CC license graphic, and then uploaded it to the web. Voila! Comic is done. And in COLOR!!! Shiny, bright color…

Overall, I like the way this worked. Because I walk around all day with my iPad in hand, I could work on this in bits and pieces as I went. This was especially nice when I ended up sitting in not one but two doctors’ waiting rooms this weekend (Princess is doing fine, by the way, but we have now determined she has a rash caused by a virus). That meant I could do the comic anywhere, and actually get it done pretty quickly. I also didn’t have to write the text by hand since SketchBook Pro has a text tool, although if I want to hand-write my script, I still have that option.

So productivity-wise, this really worked out. And I like the way the coloring turned out. The marker tool in SketchBook Pro works exactly the way I think a marker should, and I like the effect. Of course, I can use the hard edged brush and airbrush tools as well if I want a more polished coloring, and SketchBook Pro has brushes for cross hatching and stippling which I think I’d like to try for inking.

The down side to this? The final size of the comic is not as large as the size I normally produce when I scan in the paper and ink comics. Strip Designer only produces an image that’s less than half the size of the cartoons I scan. I have the option of just skipping Strip Designer and importing each individual panel into Photoshop if I want a larger comic strip overall, but even then I only get a comic that’s 3/4ths the size of what I get when I use pen and paper and I scan the artwork.

My only concern is if I ever decide to do a print volume, I might need to have a much larger comic. And while I have no plans for doing a print volume of the webcomic in the near future, it would be nice to have that option. I’ll have to do some research to see what size image I’d need to have to produce a decent print version.

So anyway, if you have any thoughts or opinions on today’s comic and the method by which it was produced, let me know. And let me know if you like the addition of color. I like it, but that’s mainly because I can now show off the blue parts of my hair this way! };D