Category: Cartoon

True story. Honest to god, Pixie came up to me one day and said exactly this. And it does not surprise me to hear this news, given the amount of stinky accidents we’ve had in the last couple months.

First, there was the poopie incident at the pizzeria in Chicago. Then we had an accident last week while she was home sick from preschool. Then yesterday, I hear a bunch of yelling coming from the upstairs bathroom. It wasn’t clear what was going on until I got halfway up the stairs and smelled that smell. Sure enough, there was a turd the size of a dinosaur egg sitting in the bathroom floor. Less than a foot away from the toilet. And there was a tiny little shoe print in it. With matching little brown shoe prints all over the bathroom.

According to Pixie, she did not reach the potty in time because it was dark in there. Yes, dark, as in the light was off. Of course, this happened in the middle of the day, which means the upstairs bathroom was dim, at most. Sigh. I just keep reminding myself that she will not be pooping her pants when she walks down the aisle on her wedding day.

I hope.

So how’s things with you all?

So, how was your summer?

Honest to god, I thought I would get so much more done this summer, but I feel like I barely managed to limp to the finish line. I was sooooooooo happy when school started and I finally had all day to myself. That was two weeks ago, and I am only now catching up on everything I didn’t get done while I was busy chasing after two kids.

I’m finally settling into a regular schedule, and I hope to be a little more productive with this cartoon. I also hope to start work on building a new website, combining all my various sites and blogs into one easy to find spot where you can get all the cartoons and blog posts and other goodies at once. There will be the usual Cynical Woman madness, plus maybe some new stuff (i.e. some ADULT stuff). So stay tuned. I’ll get that done. One of these days 😉

Yes, Princess actually said this to me.

For the last couple of summers, I’ve tried to have a theme for our fun time activities, something the girls can dress up for and act out. The first two summers, it was princesses or fairies. The girls get to choose, and I’m kind of stuck with whatever they come up with. Naturally, princesses and fairies aren’t exactly my cup of tea (in spite of the fact that I am mother to a Princess and a Pixie, but that’s a little different). I tried last summer to get them to play pirates or zombies, but no dice. This year, though, Princess surprised me. She wants to be a ninja. We haven’t made ninja costumes yet, but if I can just get to the craft store and find a pattern, we should be good to go.

We’ve also been playing zombies a lot, and Princess has recently discovered another princess she likes, perhaps even more than Cinderella or Sleeping Beauty. She now wants to be Princess Leia. I can not tell you how happy that makes me.

You may have noticed that I’m doing things much differently this week. This week’s strip was drawn, inked, and lettered entirely by hand. I only used Photoshop to add the titles. But everything else is as it came off my drawing pad. I didn’t even use the zip tones in Manga Studio, relying instead on cross hatching to shade things.

Much as I like Manga Studio, it’s simply faster to draw the cartoons by hand. I’ve been practicing inking with a brush pen and have been pleased with the results. I still need to work on the lettering a bit, but today’s strip came out well enough that I can live with it. Let me know what you think.

So it’s taken me a couple weeks to get this one done, and I’m a little irritated about that.

To get things done faster, I’ve switched to pencilling and inking by hand. This works better because I can carry a drawing pad with me wherever I go, and if I have a few minutes where I’m sitting and waiting for the kids, like I did the last couple of weeks, I can whip out the drawing pad and get to work. I even bought a shiny new mechanical pencil for this purpose, along with some red leads to go in it. Using a red pencil lets me scan in the drawing without having to worry about erasing the pencil marks. I just drop out the red in the channels palette and voila! All I’m left with is my ink work. Pretty neat, huh?

But then I got to thinking (and this is where the trouble usually starts)…

Maybe, just maybe, I should try doing the cartoon in color. Yeah, it might require an extra step or two, but wouldn’t that be cool?!

No, it turns out it would not. Manga Studio Debut is not cut out for colorizing cartoons. I tried to get it to work, and had lotsa problems. First off, I want to be able to publish these cartoons as a collection at some point, a print collection, and there are very few webcomics that come out in print in color. Black and white is far easier and cheaper to print. Fact of life. So I would still need to prep the cartoon for black and white as well as color, meaning I’d still need to put in all those gray scale tones I’ve been using. I though I could kill two birds with one stone by doing the tones in color, but no matter what I tried, I couldn’t get the tones to come out in the colors I wanted them too. You can see that this week’s cartoon is pretty washed out. It looks like a hand tinted photograph, almost.

So not sure what to do. I’ll keep exploring my options, but hopefully won’t allow it to interfere anymore with production. Meanwhile, you guys let me know. Color? Or no color? There are ways of getting that vibrant color I wanted, but I’d have to skip the toning to get things out fast.

File this one under “things that actually happened.” In real life, it was a two-year-old Princess, not Pixie, who ran around butt-nekkid, refusing to squat on the pot and do her duty. It was one of those hair-pulling days where no matter how many times you yell, your kid still doesn’t listen. After believing I finally had Her Royal Tookus ensconced on the potty-throne, I called up my best friend, Mary. Wouldn’t you know it, just as Mary picked up the phone, Princess came streaking through the kitchen in her all-together. It’s a phone call Mary says she’ll never forget.

But Mary understands. Mary’s been there with her own darling little boy (he has the cutest brown curls!). And many times when she calls me, she gets just as distracted by her offspring as I do while on the phone. Our phone conversations usually run something like this…

Mary: “Hey Helen, what are you up to?”

Me: “Just getting dinner to– Will you put that down? No, Daddy did not say you could play with the steak knives! Go play in the living room! Sorry Mary, what did you ask me?”

Mary: “I forget. Probably wasn’t important. Hey, have you seen the ads for the new display at the museum? I was thinking– Young man! Get down off that table! I swear, you’re going to crack your head right open and I’m just going to point and laugh when you do! Sorry Helen. What was I saying?”

Me: “Uh… The museum! Yeah, I saw the disp– Pixie! Quit hitting your sister with the frying pan! And take that spatula out of your underpants! I need it to cook dinner!”

Mary: “No, you may not have ice cream for dinner. No, not for breakfast either. Because we don’t have any ice cream! Mommy got so stressed out after you tried to feed the cat to the dog that she ate it all in one sitting!”

Me: “Princess! Quit swinging your sister around by the ankles like that! You’re going to smack her right into the wa–“

CRASH!

Pixie: “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”

Mary: “–and quit sticking your finger up your brother’s nose! There’s no ice cream up there either!”

Me: “I don’t care if you didn’t mean to do it! She’s your sister, not a crash test dummy! And look at the size of that hole in the wall! Could it be any bigger?”

Mary: “Helen, I have to–“

Me: “–go. The kids are completely out of–“

Mary: “–control. I swear I’m gonna–“

Me: “–pull out all my hair if they keep this up! I’ll talk to you–“

Mary: “–later, when things quiet down. Maybe in about–“

Me: “–fifty years or so?”

Mary: “Yeah, that sounds about right. Talk to you then. Young man! Put that hammer down!”

Me: “Bye. Princess! Pixie! Put those scissors down NOW!!”

Click.

And that’s what a phone call is like when you have kids in the house.

We are actually mostly finished with Pixie’s potty training. She’s been in “thunder pants” for a few months now, only wearing a pull-up at night. Potty training is one of those things that as a parent you never think is going to happen, and in Pixie’s case I was starting to wonder if she’d still be in pull-ups on her wedding day, but we eventually got things straightened out. It seems that so long as she was in a pull-up, she’d pee in it no matter how many times a say I sat her on the potty. Once I switched her to underpants, that quickly stopped.

Regarding the potty, does anybody else have a singing potty? Ours sings all sorts of little songs depending on what the occupant is doing. There’s one song for lifting the lid, another for sitting on the pot, a third for actually making a deposit in the pot, yet a fourth song for rolling the faux toilet paper roll attached to the pot, and then a final song for closing the lid and pushing the little fake handle. It’s all a bit much, in my opinion, and the whole singing potty thing really started to creep me out when the potty developed a short circuit of some kind and started randomly singing in the middle of the night while the Hubster was away on business. Nothing like waking up in the dark to the eerie strains of “Let’s all sit on the potty!” Needless to say, I didn’t bother to switch out the batteries when they died.

I’m headed out this week for a visit to Arkansas to see my folks. We’re really looking forward to the trip, but alas I’ll have no internet access while I’m there, which means yet another wait for the next cartoon. I’m starting to clear stuff off my plate however, and hope to get back to a schedule where I can turn out a cartoon a week, or at least every ten days. I’ll get there by this summer, I promise.

In the meantime, you’ll be seeing some changes around this site and my other sites as I merge all three blogs and websites into one mega-super site. I’m just spread too thing between the mommy blog, the cartoon blog, the writing blog, and the supporting websites. I figure if I get it all into one place, I’ll be better able to keep up with blogging and you’ll have an easier time keeping up with all the crazy wacky fun I have to offer (insert canned laughter here).

Have fun over the next week or so, and I’ll be back with another cartoon as soon as I can!