Cartoonist, Artist, Geek, Evil Crafter, Girl Scout Troop Leader and Writer. Also, a zombie. I haven't slept in I don't know how long.

Move It Mama Monday! Different standards for women and men?

Wouldn’t you know it? The very same day last week’s Move It Mama Monday came out, discussing research that indicates women need to exercise an hour every day to maintain a normal body weight, I saw another article in my local newspaper about how men need only exercise 30 minutes a day to lose their beer bellies. WTF?!!

I’m not sure what irritates me more – the fact that Tribune Newspapers can’t seem to agree on how much exercise a person needs to do to lose or maintain weight; or the fact that the two articles seem to imply two different standards of exercise for women and men.

Do men really only need to exercise 30 minutes a day, 3 or 4 days a week, to lose those extra pounds? That’s what the Tribune article seems to say…

“The best exercises are those that reduce total body fat, cardiovascular and aerobic programs. Running, swimming, cycling and tennis are all for burning off the fat. And it doesn’t have to be every day; 30 minutes a day, three or four times a week will result in noticeable weight loss…”

So what’s the deal? I’m wondering if it’s just simply a matter that no one has yet been conducted similar research on men and weight loss as was done on women. Perhaps this is simply a case of one reporter looking at the latest findings published in JAMA while a second report writes up what’s been accepted as tried and true for the last decade or so. Or maybe women do need to work harder than men to lose weight?

I don’t know, but I sure wish someone would figure things out. It seems like every time I turn around, ever more conflicting information is published about healthy diet and weight. Between snack food and fast food industries that makes it too easy to eat your way to oblivion and a lack of definitive information on how to avoid such a morbid fate, it’s no wonder so many people are overweight in this country.

Again, all I can advise is to stay as active as you can, find activities you enjoy, get outside as often as possible, and eat as healthy as you can. Thought what’s healthy these days is anybody’s guess, it seems.

Sunday Contentments – Um, actually this is for Saturday

I normally wait until Sunday morning to do most of my blogging for the week. It’s how I stay ahead and make sure all my blog posts are done on time. However, I have family in town this week. My parents arrived yesterday evening and will be here all week long for Spring Break, so I know I’m going to be very busy. Thus I am falling back on Plan B for blogging, which is blog the night before.

So you’re reading this on Sunday but I’m actually writing this on Saturday night. I just spent the entire day with my parents, the Hubster and the kids. We’ve had a great day. Everyone except Hubster slept late (Hubster had to go out grocery shopping so we wouldn’t all starve). After a lazy start and some lunch, we headed out to Nauticus, a maritime museum in Norfolk, to see an exhibit called “Real Pirates!” Hubster, the kids and I have actually seen this exhibit before. It was on display in the Museum of Science and Technology while we were in Chicago last summer. But it was just as good the second time around, and I managed to catch a few more details. Basically, the exhibit tracks the history of the slave ship Whydah and the pirate captain Sam Bellamy up to the point where Bellamy captured the Whydah and kept it as his new pirate flagship. Neither ship nor captain lasted too long after that, but it was fascinating to see how slavery and piracy collided in the 1700s, and to look at the expedition that eventually found the wreck of the Whydah 300 years later.

The exhibit is a traveling exhibit, so if it comes your way, I highly recommend you see it. You can find out more about it at these links –

Expedition Whydah – www.whydah.com

Real Pirates (National Geographic) – www.nationalgeographic.com/mission/real-pirates

Pirate Ship Whydah – www.nationalgeographic.com/explorer/whydah/index.html

Pirates of the Whydah – www.nationalgeographic.com/whydah/story.html

And yeah, if you haven’t guessed by now, the exhibit is a National Geographic exhibit. It’s very well done with lots of interesting stuff to see, so look it up and go see it if you can! Meanwhile, I’ve got an egg hunt to prepare for. By the time you read this, I will be up to my neck in little children screaming for plastic eggs stuffed with chocolate. Thankfully, we’re not hosting this event at my house.

Science of Sex – Penises in the Wild

File this one under “just when I thought I’d seen everything.” After writing last week about how scientific research has shown women respond to visual stimulation (like say, pictures of penises), I came across the following two examples of penises in the wild.

First and foremost, the discovery of the Cambrian era Herpetogaster collinsi. This little gem of an extinct creature not only looks like a penis, but it also has the most interesting fronds attached ton the end. With appendages like that, it makes one wonder why it died out. Certainly not from an inability to perform in bed.

The second creature is a current-day wonder known as the geoduck (pronounced gooey-duck). While the Herpetogaster collinsi looks like a kinky little sex toy, the geoduck reminds me more of porn star Ron Jeremy.

Of course, if neither of the above instances of natural penises in the wild tickle your fancy, take a look at a few stone beauties in the Haeshindang Folk Village, also known as the Penis Park in South Korea. Granted, this last link is more cultural than scientific, but still, you have to admit these penises are pretty wild.

So that’s your bit of Science of Sex for this week! Enjoy.

Rats! Episode 12 – Beware of sharp objects

Another little joke about Shultz dining hall, which I understand is soon to close. How sad. I will never forget that wonderful eatery. The fine dining, the friendly service, the delightful decor…

Wait. We’re talking about Shultz? Sorry, I was waxing poetic about Macadoo’s. Or maybe Bogen’s. No, most likely the Mill Mountain Coffee Shop. No idea which of those is still around and kicking.

But about this week’s cartoon. Yeah, I think there may have been the occasional complaint that us cadets were allowed to carry weapons on campus. I shake my head over this one. Our weapons were limited to the sabers carried by senior cadets for formal occasions and the Skipper, the canon a crew of cadets would fire at home football games every time the Hokies scored a touch down. Again, the year before I joined the VTCC, Tech was caught in a recruiting scandal and wasn’t allowed to recruit for four years after, so I don’t recall hearing the Skipper fired all that often.

More deadly than any cadet corps saber would have been the spoons at Shultz dining hall. They were like the spoons you see in prison movies (think “The Shawshank Redemption”). A lot of the edges had been filed down over the years by so many grinding teeth, they were sharp enough to cut through concrete. Sadly though, not sharp enough to cut through the food served at Shultz.

Although I can’t say the food was really all that bad. I mean, I have had worse. Hell, I was in the Army Reserves for 11 years. You know I’ve had worse.

And no, I will not talk about my own failed experiments in cooking at this point in time.

Enjoy the cartoon, and think fondly on dear old Shultz.

Daily Doodle – Robot final

There are two versions of this painting, so make sure you see them both. This first version was what I ended up with after painting in Art Rage 3.0. I did the entire image using only the watercolor tool, and was very pleased with the results. However, I thought it lacked something, so I exported this image with its various layers as a Photoshop document, and did some more work in that program. Here’s the results of that…

This definitely gave the image some punch. I used a couple of iStock images I had on a resources disk from Photoshop Creative magazine; one image of tree branches in autumn and the other a circuit board. The first obviously went in the upper left corner of the pic. I ran it through the water color filter, then faded in the edges using the maple leaf brush in Photoshop, then added more maple leaves to work it into the background a bit more. The circuit board image I had to work on a bit more; inverting it, colorizing it, and again fading in the edges using a layer mask and a few textured brushes (the maple leaf and one of the oil brushes).

I also overlaid some texture photos, again from my Photoshop Creative resources disk. And you can see the final result.

I always say I plan to take more time to do art. It’s hard to find that time given my current workload. But playing in Art Rage made things rather simple; just a few minutes here, a few minutes there, and then about an hour this evening finishing up the effects and postwork. We’ll see if I can pull this off again in the near future.

ACW Episode 61 – Black is the New Green

Oh yeah. It’s that time of year again. Time for Operation Black Thumb! Right now, my kitchen is full of tiny, struggling seedlings, all of whom look at me and scream, “Why’d you bring us into this world, you sadist?!”

Actually, it’s not quite that bad. I’d say about 3/4ths of the seeds I started last month have come up, and considering that I’m gardening with small children, I don’t think that’s too bad. And I did plant a ton of seeds this year, in hopes that I’d have enough hardy seedlings come April 15th, which is the frost-free date around here. I may even have more than enough, in which case I’ve promised the extras to Mary and my neighbors (and all these people are so much better gardeners than I am).

The kids are having fun watching the new seedlings come up, and they have promised me that they will help me grow lots of tomatoes and beans and herbs, etc. Meanwhile, my friend Patty, who is the best gardener I know, has promised to help me put together a square foot garden for next year. We’ll probably start putting together the boxes in the fall, about the time I decide I’ve had enough of my straggling side garden and I’m ready to rip the whole thing out.

I’ll post pictures of seedlings next week, hopefully, so you can see how ambitious I am for this year’s container garden. But please promise not to bring me before a tribunal for crimes against nature, okay?

Daily Doodle – More Robot

I’ve gotten a little farther with this since yesterday, and am pleased with how it’s going. I didn’t bother with a sketch before painting on this one. Just jumped right in with Art Rage’s water color brush tool. Keeping the different colors on separate layers helps keep things from getting muddy, I’ve noticed.

Will post more as this progresses.

Move It Mama Monday! An hour a day keeps the pounds at bay?

How would you feel if someone told you you’d have to exercise 60 minutes every day of the week to maintain a normal weight? Would you panic? Would you shrug your shoulders and say, “Yeah, that’s what I do already?” I ask because apparently that’s the latest word on exercise for women according to an article recently published in the Journal of the American Medical Association (link to video clip on the report).

The article I first read from Tribune Newspapers stated “women should work out 60 minutes a day, seven days a week, to maintain a normal weight over their lifetime.” This particular study looked at women whose mean ages started at 54 and went up from there. They monitored these women’s weight and activity level for 13 years and found that 60 minutes a day of exercise every day was most effective in controlling weight gain… but only for women who started at a normal BMI.

I’m not sure what this means for those of us who aren’t in our fifties or older yet. Can we get away with exercising less? Or do we need to get into the habit of an hour a day now? I do know the authors encouraged women of any weight level to continue exercise regardless of whether or not that exercise would affect their weight, due to other health benefits such as heart health, blood pressure control, etc.

What most interests me is that this study looked at exercise only, not exercise and diet. In other words, the women in this study ate a normal diet, rather than some special diet designed to help them lose weight. This appeals to me because while I strive to eat healthy, I don’t cut out sweets and junk food entirely. I am very fond of dessert, chocolate, and most of all, chocolate dessert. I do try to get 3-5 helping of vegetables and fruit a day and drink lots of water, but I’m still eating my daily bit of meat and I refuse to give up my tea and coffee with milk and sugar. In other words, I like to enjoy my food, and I’m not going to count calories or try some weird-ass diet to stay eternally thin.

I would be willing to exercise an hour every day, however. And in fact, I pretty much do that already: two hours a week of water aerobics; four hours a week of karate classes; 30 minutes five times a week or more of Wii Fit or Just Dance or some other fitness game. Yeah, I get up and move around, and for the most part, I have maintained my weight. While I do weigh a bit more than I’d like, I’m still below a BMI of 25, which is what this study was looking at as “normal weight.”

So I exercise. But can everyone do that much activity every day? I work at home, and I will be the first to tell you I have a certain flexibility to my schedule that a lot of people I know don’t. How does someone who works a 12 hour shift 4-5 days a week find time to work up a sweat 60 minutes every day? What about those people I know who get up at the ass-crack of dawn to head into work and do not get home until after dark five days a week? And they still have work to finish before they can go to bed? How do those folks get in an hour of activity every day?

It’s hard to figure out. People are required to spend so much time working these days, especially in this economy where jobs are scarce and replacement employees are readily available. I have no easy answers for people who are caught in that kind of crunch. I can only suggest that you get in as much fun physical activity as you can, eat as healthy as you can, and try not to stress about the weight. Be reasonable and do what you can when you can. That’s the only advice I can give.

For the scientifically minded, you can find the abstract for the article in JAMA here.

Daily Doodle – Robot?

No idea where this one is going yet. I just decided to steal a few minutes this evening to open up Art Rage and play around a bit. I’ve been drawing various robots in my littlest sketch book the past few days, using a sanguine set of Faber Castell art pens, and decided to see what a robot done in water colors might look like. I have to say, I really like Art Rage’s water color tool. It does a very nice job of simulating the real thing.

Any way, I’ll post more of this as I get it done.

Sunday Contentments – Being Lazy

I’m stealing a few moments this morning to just be lazy. Well, more like a few hours. But I feel justified. This weekend, we have gone through two birthday parties, a karate belt test for both girls, and hair appointments for myself and Pixie. We have been on the run from the wee hours of yesterday morning, and we still have one more birthday party and an Easter egg hunt left to go. It’s madness, I tell ya.

I hate when my weekend gets eaten alive like this, especially by children’s birthday parties, because I am really not a huge fan of children’s birthday parties. I find them to be grossly excessive in terms of presents (does a child really need to get twenty ZooZoo pets all in the same hour, with accessories?) and setting (how much to rent an entire gymnasium for a child’s party? Oh, and that giant inflatable slide? That had to cost an arm, and maybe a leg too). And the food? Ugh. If I have to eat one more grocery store bakery cake with that gods-awful whipped frosting, I think I’ll toss my home-made cookies for distance.

And yet, I have been guilty of hosting the same parties, I will admit. I apologize to everyone whom I inflicted such travesty upon.

But for now, in this moment, in this hour, I am birthday party free, enjoying the morning on my couch, with my favorite cup of tea close at hand. I had a good breakfast of Toad-in-a-Hole (basically eggs fried in toast). I’ve gone through the entire Sunday paper. And now, I think I’ll head outside for a bit to practice karate before I have to haul myself and the Princess off to party number three.

My wish list of things I’d like to do with what little time I’ll have to myself today…

  • Doodle, either on the computer with Art Rage. Art Rage is my favorite graphics program right now, and it does a lovely job of simulating water colors and other natural media. Lots of fun for drawing freaky cartoons! Lately, I’ve been drawing freaky little cartoons of robots who speak in Steam Punk. I’ll have to scan a few and post them here sometime.
  • Practice karate. I learned the opening moves of a new weapons kata this week and I want to make sure I’ve got them stuck in my head. I hate forgetting kata, especially a good weapons kata.
  • Laundry. I’m almost all caught up. I wonder if I can knock out another couple of loads today…
  • Bake a fresh loaf of bread in the bread machine.
  • Take a looooooooooong, hot bath.
  • Finish prepping my blog posts for the week. I like to stay ahead, you know?

A long list of things to do, I know. And not all of these things will happen, of course, but I can dream, right?

Enjoy your Sunday, folks.