Announcing the Premier of Cynical Woman Greeting Cards!!!!

Yes! I have finally done it! All that lovely iPad artwork I’ve been showing off all year is finally being put to use! As of today, the Cynical Woman store over at Zazzle.com now offers Cynical Woman greeting cards! I’ve got two up so far. “Hurray! You Not Dead Yet!” and “Tina, Your Demonic Tormentor” are both available for sale. You can buy single cards or get a whole pack! And may I say, Tina is particularlly appropriate to send as a Halloween greeting?

There will be more cards – as well as mugs, t-shirts and other stuff – available in the near future. For now, you can find “Tina, Your Demonic Tormentor” here, and “Hurray! You Not Dead Yet!” is available here. Go buy some!!

ACW 116 – Balticon Ate My Brain

\”Balticon Ate My Brain\” on YouTube

 

 

This was done in Sketch Club on my iPad. The Sketch Club app now allows me to record while I draw, so you’ll be seeing quite a bit of these recordings. If you like them, please let me know! As for the actual sketch, I will post it later today. Right now I’m on my way out the door for some exercise. Yes, I feel as dead as I look in the video above. But take heart! I should be recovered by next Balticon, just in time to do this all over again.

Freaky Friday! A new style of art and questions for you

I realize I am probably best known for the cartoons and the freaky little pictures I draw, but earlier this week I tried my hand at something new in digital art. Tell me what you think…

Is it not gorgeous?! This image started out as a photo I took last summer during a visit to Toronto. This is the May pole in the Music Garden designed by Yo Yo Ma. I started playing with the image after reading a tutorial on converting photos to line art in this month’s edition of Photoshop Creative. I experimented a bit with the tutorial’s instructions and voila! The nice thing is, the final image is large enough for me to make prints.

I did a couple other images like it. You can view them over at Flickr if you’re interested. I’m going to go through my photos over the next couple of weeks and see what else I can come up with. I know I have some pictures of old farm equipment and machines that would make great steampunk images. Turn those into line art, combine them with colors like those in Alphonse Mucha’s poster art, and I think I might have some very lovely stuff on my hands.

But then I have to decide what to do with them. Would anybody be interested in seeing these images on posters? Blank books? T-shirts? Post cards? Jewelry? Let me know. I’m thinking of setting up an online store this summer to sell some artwork. If you know there’s something you’d be interested in buying, let me know and I’ll see what I can figure out.

WIP Wednesday – A Little Animation

I haven’t posted one of these in a while, and I apologize for that. I’ve just been so danged busy again. We’ve had lots of family visits and holidays and I’ve been doing all I can just to keep up with the basics. I’m reaching a point though where I can once again see the light at the end of the tunnel. I do believe sometime this summer I will have pushed certain things off my plate for good and that will free up some time for me to focus on certain core projects that I really want to do.

And here’s a taste of one of those core projects…

DoInk Sample Animation

It may not look like much to start, but this is the result of an hour or so playing on my iPad with an animation app called DoInk. I’ve done animation before, mainly with Flash, and have even published a couple of cartoons for which I was paid quite nicely (see AtomFilms.com for my very NSFW animated movies, Stick Figure Porno and Stick Figure Porno II). Having been away from animation for a while, I’d like to get back into it and I think DoInk may help.

The upside of DoInk is that it’s vector animation, so I don’t have to draw every frame by hand. I can simply modify the shapes I draw using the usual vector tools. If I make several small animations, like I did in the sample above, I can combine them into a more complex animation to get some pretty cool results. With the fly, I created separate animations for his eyes, wings, legs, etc. Then I created another animation to put all those pieces together. Then I created the flower in a third animation and then combined them all together in the fourth animation to bring everything into one animated clip.

So I now have a portable animation program to play with, and that’s cool. Unfortunately, DoInk doesn’t have all the features I’d like to see in an animation app; for instance, layers aren’t available in the drawing mode, which is a shame because it would really help to create complex animations more quickly. However, I’m sure the app will continue to develop and grow and I’ll be making the most of it as it does.

I should also mention I ordered a copy of Smith Micro’s Animation Studio Debut and will be using that as well. It’s a desktop program, not an app, but as I mentioned earlier, once I’ve got some stuff pushed off my plate for good, I will be shift gears to work on other projects, and animation is going to be one of them. Can’t wait to get into that!

ACW Episode 113 – Happy Mother’s Day!

Yep, I am definitely liking the look of the cartoons drawn with InkPad. They’re clean (art-wise, not content-wise) and colorful (art and content-wise).

This actually happened this past week. A couple months ago, my sister told me she was putting together a family history for my mom for Mother’s Day. The finished product was more like 200 pages long, with a couple hundred photos and scanned documents inside it, but still, damned impressive. I contributed a bit by sending her pictures of my kids to include in the book, but that was about it. Then right before Mother’s Day, she showed me the book and I was overwhelmed by what she’d made. And I felt kind of stupid because I still hadn’t gotten Mom a present yet.

I did get her a present though, and I did get it ON TIME. No belated Mother’s Day gifts from me this year! I took pictures of the kids dressed up as superheroes and had one blown up and framed. And yes, I did point out that I did make my mom grandchildren. But I did not wrap them in gift-wrap and hand them to her.

My sister is a very hard-working, talented person who constantly amazes me, by the way. She’s currently pursuing an advanced degree in physical therapy and she works as a physical therapist at a preschool for children with special needs. I have no idea how she does all that she does. I can only say that for those of you who accuse me of being over-achieving, you ain’t seen nothing until you’ve met my younger sis!

I hope everyone had a happy Mother’s Day!

ACW Episode 112 – The Hazards of Experimentation

A brief explanation as to what’s going on here. In my quest to discover the best way to draw the web comic on the iPad, I decided to try drawing this week’s episode using Inkpad, a vector graphics app. I like Inkpad a lot. It’s easy to use, it works very well and responds very quickly as I draw. It also allows me to draw at very large sizes, much larger than any of the other apps I have on my iPad. And if what I draw on the iPad isn’t large enough, I can simply export the image as a Scalable Vector Graphic (SVG), then import it into Adobe Illustrator and scale it up even further, with no loss to the quality of the image.

So I was very excited to try drawing this week’s cartoon with Inkpad. Only, for some reason, when I set up the document, it gave me a cartoon strip that was turned 90 degrees from the direction I needed. In other words, it gave me a sideways page to draw on.

I couldn’t figure out how to change this, so I ended up drawing the whole cartoon sideways. Thus the final product you see above. I have since figured out how to fix this, and I am creating a template on my iPad that I can reuse over and over again so I don’t always have to set up the document and add the credits. I can just jump straight in and draw.

Overall, how did it work? Well, **I** certainly like it. I was able to sketch the rough images with the brush tool first, then use the vector pen tool to create the line art and colors. The colors are nice and bright, the lines are dark and smooth. Plus I can now draw all the panels in one document and I can create a color palette in Inkpad’s color picker so I don’t have to keep hunting for the right colors once I’ve found them. And the fact that I can scale up the cartoon so that it’s large enough for quality prints? Abso-frikkin’-lutely beautiful! I can even scale and readjust the drawings in each panel if I need to, to make more or less space for the word balloons. In fact, this is just about perfect in my opinion, except for two small things.

First, Inkpad does not allow me to draw lines with tapered ends, like I would get if I used a brush pen. The only way I can get those tapered ends that you see in all the line art above is to draw each line as a closed filled object and then adjust the vector points as needed. That slows the process down a bit, and I’m not crazy about that. I’d rather just draw a line and have those nice tapered ends show up automatically, or be able to apply a brush style to the lines like I can in Illustrator. It would speed things up quite a bit!

My second complaint is the text tool. There’s no way to adjust the line spacing in blocks of text. To get the text spaced just right, I have to make each line a separate object, then carefully space them by hand, which is also annoying. If I could just adjust the line spacing, I’d be able to type in my text and BAM! Dialog would be done!

But still, these are minor problems, and I’m hopeful that future versions of the app will fix those problems. In fact, I’ve already sent email to the app creator asking about the tapered lines. Hopefully, he’ll respond soon.

So, I like it. And the truth is, it took me less time to draw this cartoon than the previous two cartoons, although the artwork in this week’s strip was much simpler. I’ll continue to work with it to see what happens when I’ve got a really complicated strip to draw, but right now, this is a good working solution for me.

WIP Wednesday – Ooozelong redux

“Ooze-Long” Work-In-Progress, by Helen E. H. Madden, 20 April 2011

This is a clean up of an earlier image I did on the iPad. I took it into InkPad, a vector drawing app on my iPad, and started tracing it, then exported it and continued working on it in Adobe Illustrator on my desktop computer. The next step will be to take the now much larger digitally inked drawing into ArtRage (again, on the desktop), where I can recolor it with fun and bloody colors using the watercolor brush.

Why am I doing this? A lot of folks have commented on how much they liked the original (which you can see here) and a few have stated they’d love to have it as a print, t-shirt, etc. So I’m working on making that happen. Hopefully I’ll finish this up in the next week and have prints of this ready to take to Balticon with me on Memorial Day weekend. Let me know if you’d like to buy a copy of this. I’m looking into printers now and am working to make this as good a deal possible for anybody who wants to buy a copy.

Freaky Friday – Free Sad Robot Mini-Comic!!

Because I love you all, and because I love my iPad even more, I created a mini-comic starring Sad Robot. It’s 4 pages of kooky robotic fun, free to you in PDF format. It’s licensed under a Creative Commons 3.0 license, so you can download it and share it for free, just don’t change it or sell it or claim it as your own work.

Download the PDF of Sad Robot’s first adventure, “Too Much Laundry!” right here!

(And if the link above doesn’t work, it’s because I screwed up linking the PDF to the blog post. Tweet me at Cynical_Woman and I’ll fix it when I get back from picking up the kids.)

WIP Wednesday – Sketches from “The Little Death”

“I Do Not Wish to See” by Helen E. H. Madden,
Character Sketch from “The Little Death” Podcast Novel

I took a break from my other work-in-progress this past week to do some other drawings and catch up on writing. Frankly, I haven’t been able to make it to my desk that much. But I’ve been doing a lot of artwork on the iPad (did I mention how much I LOVE my iPad?). This was drawn with a new app I picked up, Sketch Club. Sketch Club is a bit different from the other programs I’ve got, missing some of the bells and whistles of Sketchbook Pro like the ability to resize a layer as you work on it, but it’s got some fantastic drawing and painting tools. I love the rough scratchy style I can get with it.

Anyway, this is a drawing of Robin Helki, the main character in “The Little Death,” the novel I’m currently podcasting at www.heatflash.libsyn.com. I’ve shared snippets of the story before. Robin is a telepath who reads psychic information by touching things. She collects evidence for the violent crimes division of a police precinct in a dystopian society, and is slowly going mad as a result of her work. You can find all the episodes of “The Little Death” on the Heat Flash Erotica Podcast. If you like the story, feel free to pass on the episodes. They run under a Creative Commons 3.0 license, so it’s free to listen and share.